Ignorance is rampant in America!
As I was about to be believe Obama's health care reform would not involve death panels, I was watching TV and saw a PSA talking about getting cash toward a new car for 12 year-olds. Just bring the 12 year-olds to any car lot, it said, as it showed a picture of a girl being delivered to a dealership by her callous, socialist, Obama-voting father. I'm not making this up. What are they going to do with her, I wondered? And then I realized it: they're doing 52nd term abortions, just like Obama's favorite country, China. Not enough Americans know these things are happening!
A couple days ago some of my acquaintances were sitting around and one was reading in a paper that Ramadan was set to begin. He asked, "What's Ramadan? I never heard of that." And none of them knew. I was shocked. To think that our country has been killing Islamicists off and on since before the Bush, Sr., presidency, and these Americans still didn't know that Ramadan is the time of year when Islamicists steal Christian babies, de-baptise them, stuff them with figs, and send them out to blow up American soldiers who happen by.
People, pay attention! You have to know who our enemies are!
Take the Scots. If Americans had only known years ago what a bunch of terrorist-loving American-hating bag-pipe-playing skirt-wearing freaks the Scots were, the 40 American passengers and one American crew member on Pan Am 103 wouldn't have allowed their flight to pass over Scotland in the first place. What a monstrous country! A plane goes and gets bombed and crashes into one of their towns, they had the guy whose clothes were in the suitcase with the bomb nailed, and they let him go die of cancer in West Islamicistbad!
Even though we have a wimp president, as a people we can still get even with the Scots for not stopping their so-called justice minister MacAsskiss from exercising his authority, under their so-called legal system.
Some folks have suggested that we all boycott Scotch whiskey. This idea further shows how ignorant Americans are. They have forgotten their own recent history! You don't have to boycott it, you just rename it! We need Congress to declare it Freedom Whiskey. That way we can still drink it while we stick it to them.
Another thing we need to do is stop letting Scotlanders visit or immigrate to this country, unless they first renounce their Scottishism. Did you know that Scotland allows socialism? Did you know that Obama's health plan is partly based on the Scottish health plan, which gives terrorists, Mexicans, and Hindustanis preferential treatment over grandmothers? Not that Scottish grandmothers deserve any breaks.
I have never needed to be told how evil Scotland is. I have been saying for years that my own dead Grandmother was not of Scottish ancestry, but Pict. As everyone should already know -- but since they don't, I'll now tell them -- the Picts were the original inhabitants of the place now called Scotland, which land the evil Scots stole from them. Knowing my Grandmother, I know the Picts would not have freed the Lockerbie bomber. They would have subjected him to forced labor in a peanut butter factory. Grandma sure loved her Sunny Jim peanut butter.
According to Wikipedia, 75% of all past US presidents are scientifically probably likely to have had some Scots ancestry, including, surprise, William McKinley, my vote for worst US president ever. We also know that one drop of Scottish blood gaelics up the whole pot. That fact alone should be a wake-up call to all decent Americans to the need to stanch the influx of terrorist-huggers to our shores.
The Scots simply can't be trusted. Consider this:The country of Scotland has sent no troops whatsoever to fight Islamicists alongside ours in Afghanistan, leaving that chore instead to their neighbors, brave little Iceland, Norway, and the United Kingdom. That's how little they care.
As I was about to be believe Obama's health care reform would not involve death panels, I was watching TV and saw a PSA talking about getting cash toward a new car for 12 year-olds. Just bring the 12 year-olds to any car lot, it said, as it showed a picture of a girl being delivered to a dealership by her callous, socialist, Obama-voting father. I'm not making this up. What are they going to do with her, I wondered? And then I realized it: they're doing 52nd term abortions, just like Obama's favorite country, China. Not enough Americans know these things are happening!
A couple days ago some of my acquaintances were sitting around and one was reading in a paper that Ramadan was set to begin. He asked, "What's Ramadan? I never heard of that." And none of them knew. I was shocked. To think that our country has been killing Islamicists off and on since before the Bush, Sr., presidency, and these Americans still didn't know that Ramadan is the time of year when Islamicists steal Christian babies, de-baptise them, stuff them with figs, and send them out to blow up American soldiers who happen by.
People, pay attention! You have to know who our enemies are!
Take the Scots. If Americans had only known years ago what a bunch of terrorist-loving American-hating bag-pipe-playing skirt-wearing freaks the Scots were, the 40 American passengers and one American crew member on Pan Am 103 wouldn't have allowed their flight to pass over Scotland in the first place. What a monstrous country! A plane goes and gets bombed and crashes into one of their towns, they had the guy whose clothes were in the suitcase with the bomb nailed, and they let him go die of cancer in West Islamicistbad!
Even though we have a wimp president, as a people we can still get even with the Scots for not stopping their so-called justice minister MacAsskiss from exercising his authority, under their so-called legal system.
Some folks have suggested that we all boycott Scotch whiskey. This idea further shows how ignorant Americans are. They have forgotten their own recent history! You don't have to boycott it, you just rename it! We need Congress to declare it Freedom Whiskey. That way we can still drink it while we stick it to them.
Another thing we need to do is stop letting Scotlanders visit or immigrate to this country, unless they first renounce their Scottishism. Did you know that Scotland allows socialism? Did you know that Obama's health plan is partly based on the Scottish health plan, which gives terrorists, Mexicans, and Hindustanis preferential treatment over grandmothers? Not that Scottish grandmothers deserve any breaks.
I have never needed to be told how evil Scotland is. I have been saying for years that my own dead Grandmother was not of Scottish ancestry, but Pict. As everyone should already know -- but since they don't, I'll now tell them -- the Picts were the original inhabitants of the place now called Scotland, which land the evil Scots stole from them. Knowing my Grandmother, I know the Picts would not have freed the Lockerbie bomber. They would have subjected him to forced labor in a peanut butter factory. Grandma sure loved her Sunny Jim peanut butter.
According to Wikipedia, 75% of all past US presidents are scientifically probably likely to have had some Scots ancestry, including, surprise, William McKinley, my vote for worst US president ever. We also know that one drop of Scottish blood gaelics up the whole pot. That fact alone should be a wake-up call to all decent Americans to the need to stanch the influx of terrorist-huggers to our shores.
The Scots simply can't be trusted. Consider this:The country of Scotland has sent no troops whatsoever to fight Islamicists alongside ours in Afghanistan, leaving that chore instead to their neighbors, brave little Iceland, Norway, and the United Kingdom. That's how little they care.
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